- me: mom i did a bunch of drugs and dropped out of school and joined a satanic kitten murdering cult
- mom: honey i love you just the way you are, i know whatever difficulties you are facing you will make it through them and succeed
- me: oops i left my wet towel on the bathroom floor
- mom: you HORRIBLE spawn of the devil i excommunicate thee from this family henceforth. pack your things
Wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in America???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
They don’t have a word
What do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
The fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
Omg americans check your shit
WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER
IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS
IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE
IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON
IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS
in love with this flower oh my god
I just noticed the GUARANTEED TO GROW part of the label brb dying
I just needed this back on my dash.
……….. they just don’t name and advertise flowers like they used to lol.
everything about this is pure gold!
Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a national fucking treasure
‘They tell me it is something to do with milkshakes’
omfg what a great man
Motherfuckin’ All Points Bulletin
Every few months or so, I’ll reinstall it and try and play. I really, really, really want to love this game. It has everything I want. Crazy detail in creating your character, customizing everything down to the designs on your clothing. Forza 2 style decal editing on cars. It’s even got a music studio. Open world gameplay designed by the original creator of GTA.
It has all the ingredients for a mindblowing multiplayer game. But it’s just so unfinished. The lag is so bad that for 20 minutes at a time, the game will be unplayable. It constantly desync’s. You can walk up to people and shoot them in the face over and over, sometimes for a couple minutes. Then they’ll warp elsewhere and you’ll be dead. The car handling would be great, if it wasn’t for the 1-2 second delay between steering and the car actually starting to steer.
It’s also possibly the most “pay-to-win” game I’ve ever played. Renting guns for real money for like, 5-10 days at a time is not cool. I don’t have a problem with spending cash on a free-to-play game. In my eyes, if the game is good enough to maintain my attention for a decent amount of time, I don’t mind putting some cash in there. An example being Spiral Knights. I’ve probably spent about £10-15 on that. Not a huge amount by any means, but it bought me lots of energy in game so that I don’t have to stop playing when I run out after the daily amount(which is usually good for about 7-8 levels). A lot of people are massively against spending money on f2p games, but as far as I’m concerned, if it wasn’t free, I would have bought it anyway, so I may as well support the developers and get some cool stuff to play with too.
APB though. Shit man, don’t ever fucking put money into that shit. It’s overpriced, the stuff you get is underwhelming, and the game is pretty much unplayable anyway. Here is a list of better things to do with the money:
Spend it on Alcohol.
Spend it on Weed.
Give it to a friend(possibly me?)
Rip it up and throw it in the air as expensive confetti.
Coat one side in wallpaper paste and cover your walls in it.
Glue it to the floor in a busy place and watch people try to pick it up.
Yeah. Fuck APB.